Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
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Comments (61)
milman99 3
you better learn to go down other wise there are other men yhat would gladly.....js
anaheimangels40 11
She doesn't shave it? That's Nasty!
naviajack626 16
I feel like if this was the other way around and the husband was using OP's razor or something to shave his pubes, everyone would be more sympathetic.
HRose 2
Your beard IS also pubic hair, in an etymological sense. Grow a pair, dude. Soap, water, use it. If you can put your mouth there, you can stand to use a washed comb that was near it.
DragonRain3390 4
Ima say...not really all that disturbing...I personally love going near my GFs pubes with my face. It typically means I'm getting some. XD
creditless 14
u comb your moustache!? what kinda animal are u!?!?
EmDizzle2007 28
and this is a...... problem??
ftpallday666 16
Are u really that disgusted by your wife’s pubic hair?
zoelog 10
and...I'm not getting the problem
sarahcroy20 12
I'm not understanding why that's a problem. Do you not go down on her?