Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
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Comments (61)
fukthatguy 2
you should be down there often quit being a pussy bud
fourscore 10
To everyone saying it's okay because they're married,imagine it was the other way around. "Today, I was planning to shave my legs and armpits,Etc. When I found my razor it was covered in tiny curl hairs. My husband used it to shave his pubes". It's gross, no matter what.
acerredrum 23
Nope, still isn't gross.
vlnchik 6
I don't see what the concern is... With all the shit that's in food and the pollutants in the air, her pubes stay at a level of cleanliness your dainty little mustache wishes it could be at.
Platinum69 8
Loose the **** stache and shave the pubes. Welcome to 2016!
FalloutScrolls 25
If your mustache has never been near her pubes, then I think you're doing it wrong.
bmannyc 3
Ummm so your go down there anyway
dragoongirl90 34
It's called soap and water. And why the **** do you care? Go give your wife some head.
Sunkkissed 8
Moustaches and beards are like pubic hair anyway!
sibeso 17
There should be a "I don't understand the problem"-button on some fml posts. Cause I don't understand the problem. I presume your mustache has been in the vicinity of her pubes before? And even if not; rinse it with some soap and water and it's good as new. Nothing to freak out about.
chewsef 17
As Peter Griffin once said " With great mustache, comes great responsibility !"