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Mr Texas 40 years-old Single

Anonymous 30 September 2016, 05:53 Houston, United States

GTFO

Today, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. FML

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amandanoelle 9 October 2016, 06:42 Hot Springs National Park, United States

Stuck in a rut

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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