Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
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Comments (61)
TaoShaman 24
Why is everyone assuming he'd have his face down there? He might not want to or she might not want to. Not everyone is into the same things. And people generally don't want something they use on their face on a regular basis to be used by someone else, especially there. It's incredibly unsanitary and just invasion of private objects. Some people actually take care of their moustaches, maybe for work or just pride in their appearance. It's rude to use other people's things, especially hygiene products, without asking, regardless of if it's their spouse. And again because it needs to be repeated, just because you like doing certain sexual things does not mean everyone by default has to do them to or their "doing it wrong" or not pleasing their wife. You don't know them.
emokitty91 12
i just wanted to say this comment was so needed!
taison13 6
How tf do you trim your pubes with a comb?
evilplatypus 39
The comb isn't actually trimming them. It's straightening the hairs and collecting them in a nice neat little row while the scissors that were mentioned do the trimming. Do your hairdressers never use scissors when they cut your hair? Or, if you/they use an electric razor ever notice how the length adjuster kinda looks like a comb? That's what it is. (If you are bald, I am so very, very sorry for your loss)
SecondBee 12
Hairdresser never use scissors? What kind of hairdresser are you using?
sandman676 20
You'll be smelling sweet things all day
bonermonkey 31
YDI for owning mustache comb :')
WadeTooLazy 3
I was moving out into my new apartment and as I was just taking the last few things to my apartment, my engine stopped running and itll cost 1000 dollars to get fixed, so now I have a new home and no car. FML
rachb2284 9
Serves you right for having a moustache comb!!!!!
StoneColdShaky 8
Maybe you have been using her pube comb on your moustache...
thunderniron 22
So what's the problem? If that's the closest your lip hair gets to her pubic hair you've got a lot more serious problem than that dude.
dohdohdoh 13
You should be grateful that your wife is doing some landscaping. You should reciprocate. Don't see how this is an FML. Get your ''Stache on her pubes and get over it.
Killnot123 6
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