Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML
Clumped
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Top comments
fordneagles 34
Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...
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Comments (61)
mdavis0529 14
So? You should be down there all the time anyway, so what difference does it make if your comb is?
AverageAvarice 23
Yes, a women would be triggered by all the jokes they would be getting for growing out a moustache long enough to compare to pubes.
rialbybba 19
Soap and water. There you go. Problem solved.
HeatherCorinne 14
What the problem here?
xxUnknown 19
Have you never had your face in it anyways ?
ezrajab 22
Omg that's nasty
kharwood1208 14
not really seeing the problem.....
captainsmegma 12
Shame on you for not keeping your ole lady's bush properly trimmed.
sarcasticlilshit 9
Wow. Divorce is really the only option here.
sandman676 20
What's your problem op
lazlowrave 10
If your stash has never been near her pubes, you're doing it wrong.