Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
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Comments (92)
joshi42 16
There is no way you saw them for the first time. You ate from them, remember?
jmayer12 14
Why the f are you sleeping in the same bed as your parents??
BadKitty13 28
why were you in bed with your DAD???
rhastafish 13
Pics or it didn't happen xp
Bliepje 22
hahaha that made me laugh. Funny mom... she tried... be hapoy ur parents are still doing stuff like that to each other
ghostriley 14
What I want to know is what are you doing in Bed with your parents
quarterbird 18
Sucks that you saw that... But it sounds like your parents have fun with each other. That's a good thing.
Delina_Rose 13
Oh my did it scar your innocently delicate sensibilities? Suck it up it's just your moms breasts it's not like she was groping herself or even worse if your dad asked your opinion. This is a very weak fml
goodlifenah 12
Why the **** were you in bed with your dad is what I want to know
limabeans101029 21
Maybe they were having a nice cuddle, or just lazing around and chatting. A bed isn't inherently sexual, you know.
Supertramp94 13
Why were you in bed with your dad to begin with..?