Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
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Comments (92)
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Relationship goals
mergeterge 24
...why was your mom behind your bed? I cannot picture this in my mind without it being awkward regardless of the boob flash!
Bigfabthetruth52 22
that sounds highly disturbing
writerchic85 26
I find it a little odd that you were laying in bed between your parents
Darkissed 8
why were you laying in bed with your dad?
Meowfml 8
Have you not seen your mothers boobs before? They're just boobs. You most likely nursed from them.
OhSoHandsome 15
1. Why were you laying in bed between your parents? 2. Even though she may have figured she was being discreet, why would she flash your dad with you right there ?
HylianTwilight 21
We don't know the positioning of the individuals, for all we know OP and her dad could have been laying down and Mom walked up. As for the last question, some families have raised their children to be accepting of it. Hell, my dad had no shame and would grope my mom even if I was around. I paid no mind to it, because I'm comfortable with my parents and, whilst it's incredibly awkward to admit, parents don't stop having sex. I learned that through hearing them after muting my music one fateful night. Since then I just take their affections as is. They love each other. Better for them to laugh and play around rather than them screaming at each other throwing punches. Sure I may go 'ewww' at them but it's all in good fun. They know their limits haha. Perhaps OP is like that with her family. I'd rather have that than a broken, hateful home.
shitcreeksurvr 13
Nothing weird about anything in that post. -No one ever
devinaww 15
I find it sweet that there'll still passionate and playful after many years of marriage slightly inappropriate but that adds to the excitement, doesn't it?
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Just what everyone wants to see right? lol