Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
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Comments (92)
dutchy86 20
did you then get "the talk"?
LeBandit 20
let us know how counseling goes
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Why were you laying in between your parents??
usnwife 18
I took it as OP was laying on the bed and mom walked in and was standing in the doorway or something... I'm not really sure though, it seems odd in general the way it's written
lukian_fml 29
It's called a couch.
lulinator 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP was lying in bed. Father was probably standing next to the bed. Mother in the doorway. And why is that bad to lie in bed with your parents? I'm 34 and still crawl in with my dad if I'm at their house and they're still in bed. Just because you're an adult, doesn't mean you have to stop being affectionate with your family.
sandman676 20
Go mum whoo hooo
thesmeagol 22
Just think, not that many years ago, you were feeding from those boobs.
Vlen_fml 20
maybe, not all babies are breast fed
patwo8 14
That's awkward for you but good for your dad lol
ofinnocencepast 4
I'm trying to figure out why you were laying in bed with your dad...??
Amama_fml 30
I don't think it's weird. I mean, sometimes I watch TV with my dad on the bed or just lay there talking and joking.
Xquisite1 28
Nothing wrong with having a tight family bond. I see nothing wrong with this. In my house we talk, laugh, clown around with our children & they are welcome to come watch a movie in bed with their dad and myself. It is absolutely okay to have a conversation in bed with our kids especially if they upset about something need comforting. I guess it depends on the family.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Relationship goals
xluciferx666 21
Master troll level achieved
Jiigaaboo 12
Just know they had sex when you left the room