Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
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Comments (92)
allforfun 23
You should be glad, my parents never showed affection. Ever.
dannnngthatsux 19
Go Mom!!!
daddysgirl243 21
sounds the beginning of a 3 way **** video
Dick_diamond 22
No. Just no..
Guitargod446 11
This is coming from "daddy's girl." Oh noes.
Eyalsh 32
you surely incest on putting this picture in our minds, don't you?
emilytheperson 17
Eww.
G00N3R 19
Oh wow
SouL_WraitH 12
lol. Say what u will but your dad is a lucky dude...
bad_boyfriend 10
So how were your moms ****?
browerwinston 3
And that's how the family orgies got started
Dick_diamond 22
Only a sick mind would go there. Family can't be living without you ruining it?
janfleury 19
Good for her Sounds like a great marriage.
SirMrButters 28
Guess you have a couple thing to forget
saffy66 34
Be glad you saw that, and didn't just notice your dad becoming aroused. That would have been a lot worse.
mds9986 24
Completely misread this as "I was lying in bed fancying my dad."
lulinator 40
You're not alone on that. Speed reading and scanning aren't good sometimes.
annabethjackson4 16
lol