Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it...

By dearprudence89 - 10/11/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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gusgus36 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:04

your mom sounds like a pretty cool person...lol

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:05

You should have pretended to not be with her. That's what I do when my wife starts something in a store.

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beefbus7 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:23

YDI for going to a dollar store

Mira Lux 26

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:32

Don't be cruel. What if OP's family doesn't have a lot of money?

Paws24_l3 5

Friday 2 December 2011 6:03

Fun mom :P

my_usagi 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:21

That's not a reason to kick you out

zombiebombatron 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:53

That's cute (x

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:31

it's fun doing that

justawallflower 27

Friday 27 June 2014 3:42

Your mom was trying to turn up.Jk FYL

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