Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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gusgus36 5
your mom sounds like a pretty cool person...lol
RedPillSucks 33
You should have pretended to not be with her. That's what I do when my wife starts something in a store.
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Comments (71)
okieraider71 4
Everyone at your trailer park will be proud of you. (I thought WalMart was a FML)
ColdGold 6
Now you need to watch that scene in O' Brother, Where Art Thou, where they get kicked out of Woolsworth.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
well ur mom is a dumbass... <.<
YigalElohev 2
Family Dollar? That is sad. That said, I usually push all the buttons on everything - in the toy section. Ha.
iltby 3
It is fun.
maribel_duh 0
I've done that sooo many times, but never got kick'd out. lOl
LOLSWAT 0
who doesnt do that once or twice in a toy store or something? come on its awesome.
mightymart 5
your Life sucks for having a mom with thé mental age of a pre-schooler
angel55033 12
go play at walmart it's safe there haha
NekoHakase 0
Your mom sounds mentally disabled.