Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
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Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, a customer left their shopping cart behind their car and backed into it. She then came inside and threatened to sue me personally for not sending someone to collect it from where she left it. After 5 minutes of her yelling, I finally got a word in edgeways: I don't work there. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
jlc82 14
should've left it right behind her car. sure you would've been delayed but maybe she'd get over herself
MidnaLink 35
Your mom is seriously the type of lazy-ass bitch I hate at work.
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Comments (6)
jlc82 14
should've left it right behind her car. sure you would've been delayed but maybe she'd get over herself
MidnaLink 35
Your mom is seriously the type of lazy-ass bitch I hate at work.
d j mom 9
we need more people like you. your mom can suck it...
GoogieWithers 25
Stand up for yourself.
metroido 21
standing up for yourself against your parents is a good way to die.
Wadlaen 24
I saw a TV show a while ago where they had done a survey that showed that this exact kind of behavior (just leaving shopping trolleys in the parking lot instead of putting them back to where they're supposed to stand and likewise) was the one thing that annoyed people the most of things people did, so it seems that your mother is a source of annoyance for quite a lot of people.
tiptoppc 21
Creator of cart demons while slaying minimum wage numbers on cart demon adventurers while sitting on the village council
dasin 18
if she wants it left in the parking lot then she should do it herself