Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
georggx 3
that's pretty damn cool.
SecureReflex 0
You, OP, are the epitome of police incompetence. Congratulations.
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Comments (151)
georggx 3
that's pretty damn cool.
Vivera93 0
yea man
IntarwebBroWsEr 0
I'm surprised they let you be a cop with such improper grammar.
Anteezy 7
Actually he was hired because of his grammar.
Rachel_fml 20
It's fixed! Sorry about that. ;-)
pandalovesreggae 0
booooooo cops
KingDingALing 9
That is cool. I could just imagine that and it's really funny.
theian01 3
Girls can just appear? I didn't know that 0_0 DAMN MY 'Y' CHROMOSOME!
ChubEchaser 0
Rachel replied it's fixed. are you the OP?
Sirin_fml 47
A red ribbon means the poster is a Moderator, whereas a blue one indicates the OP.
TheDrifter 24
But paying attention to the ribbon system would be too easy. Or they're on their phone.
sourgirl101 29
Yea, I'm on my phone, so I don't see a ribbon or know who's who. How many mods are there? So far, I know about Didi, Alan, Sirin and now Rachel (whom I never knew of before.) Are there many more mods or is it top secret?
Rachel_fml 20
We have an army of moderators. I've been a moderator for quite some time, but, of course, we lurk far more than we comment. ;-)
Sirin_fml 47
You mentioned the top-secret army. God damn it, Rachel.
OrginalOwen 0
We must revolt before they silence us forev..... -dead-
Bee_fml 2
What the bejesus is a moderator? Is that some kind of foot disease?
PoserDisposer 0
Hit the sirens & do a 0-60 test.
ChubEchaser 0
why does my smart phone make me sound so stupid? I was kinda clinging on the hope of one hot cop chic checking out another. it played out better in my head then your ribbon system.
acccccccc 1
my favorite moderator so far is sirin just sayin ;) but someone needs to fix the disappearing comment thing :(
slayer119 0
i know right?
mimii92_fml 0
oh the magic of being a cop. u can get away with pretty much anything
JNaftel 0
you're from Paris. you win.
PlastikSeraph 2
OP, Cops like you are the reason the phrase '**** da Police' was invented.
theian01 3
Actually, it was made when cops wouldn't help everyone, mainly black people. It wasn't made because some are stupid.
OrginalOwen 0
well and I say **** da moderators! naw I love em
jajee 0
how is this a bad thing? waste of a post dick
misti_csi 0
stfu douche. he was at a traffic light watching a cute girl walkin by, thus accidentally holding up traffic. he was just pointing out no one had done anything because he's a police officer. if I was a cop and held up traffic people are going to think I'm a horrible cop. op, it happens to the best of us... cop or not.
shuey1234567890 0
umm this is a win nit an fml
kryptoknight 0
see its good u were drivin ur cop car or some big guy probably would have smashed your window in but if u thought she was cute u should have had a conversation with her and hooked up
katiezomg 3
"hey you! yes you, crossing the road! fancy coming over to my car for a conversation while we hold these cars up even more?" they could have had a conversation while he was driving... how, exactly? and he probably didn't even know her?
yewzd 0
Old man pedo strikes again!
ireeliu 0
u deserve a spank!! I can imagine how would those piled up drivers feel if they found out the reason you stuck there ...
2muchfun1 7
own... FTW
coco666maggot 3
Made my day :]]
clownman 0
mine too!
candygirl98 0
nice pic;)
TheDrifter 24
Op's too. It takes a pretty good body to distract a police officer from coffee shops and bs ticket writing for an entire traffic light.
bamagrl410 31
Hahaha I agree with 97
sweet_candy_ 17
Keep your eyes on the road op.
Xrated_exctasy 0
I'm not seeing the FML in this. you're lucky you were in a police car or someone might've raged against your car, and if these cars were smart, they would've changes lanes.. unless, of course, there was only one lane in that direction. Maybe the FML here is that you didn't get the girl's number, even after holding up traffic staring at her. If that's the case, YDI.
aliaysleighbasic 0
that's a darling but sad pic! love it!
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
dick
PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z 0
should have ran that bitch over
PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z 0
SERIOUSLY!?!?! lololollolo
Hecka_cool 2
I think your an asshole.
atxvictor 0
yea he's a dick