Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
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becky_becks 0
And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?
I_Hate_Cars 0
Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.
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Comments (153)
nolubba1037 0
FIRST
XBCX96 4
FIRST to reply to the FIRST comment:)
alexomAnexo 0
First to reply to the first person who replied O_o
iLoveTeraaa 0
4?!
chick_football 0
Haha well hun, maybe you shouldnt have said it. Even if it was your mother. That's just plain mean! haha well that was still amazing lol
wafflesgirl24 0
poor kid :( you should take your cousin out to make it up!
iTaylor 0
Hey the truth hurts. lol jk
ShadowLuffer 0
Sucks to be you! :3
rttr 18
Luck bitch :) but seriously, no one cares
Fireashes250 16
Probably not the FIRST to not give a shit, #1
becky_becks 0
And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?
Gorsbug823 0
ydi jerk
EffYoLife 14
[email protected] awful! and #1 you're a loser
tWitt3rBuG 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why weren't you invited? Btw you didn't know. What's a little positive criticism gonna do? L0l!
CassadySoCal 1
I don't know.... Maybe shatter a five year olds dreams? Idiot.
ammali 0
I chose FYL, because you not only weren't invited but you got woken up by it. They deserved it!
KyokoSakuraChan 15
I know I'm a bad person, but you are kinda right..
I_Hate_Cars 0
Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.
CharlesScene 3
Epic
rukusrazor 0
Sooooo. they had the recital at like 630 am? Or are you a fat slob that doesn't have a job and fell asleep after having too many Cheetos?
joeyl1990 28
Or they work nights, or they are on vacation, or they are sick. There are a lot of valid reasons this situation could have played out. There isn't any reason to be a dick about it
goathumpy 0
Today, I had been practicing at the piano for several weeks, and I was going to play a recital for my entire family, so I was pretty nervous. After I got started I was feeling pretty good about myself, but then I heard something in the background. I didn't realize my older cousin was upstairs sleeping. What I heard was her yelling "You suck, stop playing!" I'm five years old. FML.
tWitt3rBuG 0
@9 Lma0! Bwahahahaa!!!
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Why would you be so rude to your mother in the first place? Kids these days. I wouldn't even do that to my roommate, and she didn't give birth to me.
adalton 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cause your jus stupid
RustlingSoul 26
preach!