Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
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gusgus36 5
your mom sounds like a pretty cool person...lol
RedPillSucks 33
You should have pretended to not be with her. That's what I do when my wife starts something in a store.
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Comments (71)
CheshireKattt 0
she sounds cool n__n
ivyshade 0
they just being anal, seriously who hasn't done that... FYL
TheBestManEver 0
Your mother sounds like quite the role model OP.
Doortje 30
dude, that's awesome! quit complaining and give your awesome mom a hug!
sourgirl101 29
I go to the dollar store for the helium ballons. Everywhere else wants to charge over $5.
SaintE_fml 0
such a high brow store
ej74 2
really not a big deal... it's not like it was walmart or anything
Zebidee 9
Look on the bright side - at least at the end of this incident you weren't in Family Dollar anymore. I'd count that as a win.
lyncecelia 13
My mom does the same thing. drives me crazy!! FYL OP
yanna227 0
stupid thing to get kicked out for....I do it all the time in Walmart except mine would have been singing in a round lol!