Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Bible belt
Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Happy Easter!
Today, my kids are at the age where they no longer want to go to church, and if I take them anyway, they misbehave on purpose to embarrass me. I don’t even want to go, my wife is the religious one, but if I refuse to go she’ll see to it I get hell on earth daily. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
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Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
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georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
Calingaladha 21
It is in part an inborn ability, I think. It is honed through learning and practice, though. That being said, still shouldn't laugh at kids singing.
WolliBolli 23
Yeah thats what i thought too. Until i was asked to leave a christmas sermon while everyone was singing. Several people near me started to laugh out loud. we had to pause the sermon and i was asked to leave because my singing caused a "disturbance" and i was accused of trying to ruin the whole thing. I was hoping that at 22 years i would have learnt something, but i guess not..
Nunaetsuko 13
I'm sorry, maybe he/she sounds just as bad but he/she doesn't go on singing and trying to impress anyone by his voice.. though doesn't make the fact that he was asked to leave any less deserved.
Misskreher 30
What I was going to say. OP is an ass for that, ydi and you probably don't even sound better than them.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Is it possible that OP wasn't making a "THIS IS SO BAD KILL YOURSELVES" laugh, but instead was making a "This is so cute" laugh?
georgeee97 9
#112 if he were, he probably wouldn't have put it in the words he did.
kristabelli 19
I wish I could vote YDI twice on this one. OP, you're kind of a terrible person.
lolen2910 3
stfu! i thinks its awesome! and hilarious. laughter is a knee jerk reaction, just as i laughed at this fml, he laughed at kids singing. stop hating
Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
perdix 31
#2, they also need to learn to handle criticism. If they didn't get negative feedback for singing badly, what would be their incentive to practice and improve? The OP was driving these kids to greatness!
EmilianaLondon 14
Fair enough, but laughing at children isn't constructive criticism, it's just nasty.
perdix 31
#52, sadly, not all criticism is constructive. If you're going to be in show business, you have to endure all types.
Myo_fml 20
Singing in church is hardly a precursor to show business.
perdix 31
#68, really??? Ask Beyoncé or Jennifer Hudson or Whitney Houston where they got their starts. Yeah, it's show-biz.
Myo_fml 20
Sure, I'll ask Whitney Houston. Just let me go gather a seyonce together real quick.
perdix 31
#75, does seyonce rhyme with Beyoncé?
queerdragon 20
Its a church. People enjoy seeing kids perform. While I think church is a useless, outdated institution, other people are free to spend their Sundays how they want. However, laughing at children trying to perform is rude.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
I'm not surprised you feel that way 91, most queer dragons tend to be atheist.
girlbye23 15
They're singing at church, not trying to be Beyonće
ottokat 15
I'm so glad Thundering Jibbs, leading expert on queer dragons, is here to clarify.
Myo_fml 20
81: that was actually a quite accidental yet functional misspelling. Good catch.
kimmpwns 8
You are no longer blessed.
Jemm_fml 29
Never beforr has an avatar worked so perfectly with a comment.
rg350dx 29
Go directly to hell. Do not pass the collection plate. Do not pray for forgiveness.
outoftown 27
3 - 70+ and counting. Way to go on a first comment!
TheLittleBear 19
Why were you laughing at them? They're just kids, OP!
jkmartinjk 16
Sometimes those kids are honestly hilarious... Picking their noses, and wiping it on their friends, etc, etc... but it sounds like OP just thought they lacked in signing skills.
starile 20
Yeah, I wasn't all that great at sign language, either. Especially with all those boogers on my fingers.
kaitlynnn95 10
Couldn't you have just held in the laughter?
hannaaaahr 33
I always have the problem that I can't stop laughing or stay quiet when I know I should. I laugh when people get hurt (from the fright), I can't stop laughing when something isn't funny at all etc. OP might have the same problem?
CocaColaPepsi 13
or maybe you and op have a mean sense of humor?
naznafeathers 22
What did you think was gonna happen?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That they'd respect him for doing so and declare him the reincarnation of Jesus.
Trinidad727 9
Not cool not cool! Gods watching!!
Dthnte 15
Hmm yeah, and so is Father Christmas..
olpally 33
You heartless asshole. Coming here for sympathy is now your 2nd mistake. They're just kids! You ass.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I wouldn't go as far as calling them a heartless asshole. I remember when I was a youngin at church I had to go up and sing a song I had no damn clue what it was. I lip synced the whole time, all the while my grandparents and my mom and dad laughed their asses off at me. I sure as hell would have laughed at myself. Little kids singing is cute as a button and sometimes you can't help but let out a little chuckle. It's may be a little mean, but damn if it isn't funny.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Woah.. My bad. I was responding to olpally but his comment god deleted so mine ended up here? Apologies, my comment is way out of context now. Carry on mods, carry on..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Laugh at the kids trying to twerk, not the ones singing at church, OP.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh hey, that kinda rhymed :) I made myself happy.
perdix 31
#9, except if the kid in named Miley Cyrus, in which case, retching and wincing are the acceptable reactions.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, she's legal...not that anyone would tap that.
BriCx 8
Wreck it Wralph wouldn't wreck that.
BriCx 8
Ralph*
FMLkoala 28
I was at a talent thingy and there were these kids breakdancing and then they tried to twerk... I lol'ed
starile 20
Because kid's talent shows are called "talent thingy"s Lol
Nyx_fml 23
You should have said that you were laughing out of happiness from knowing that these kids had earned their place in heaven with their angelical voices. Ah, who am I kidding? Saying that you were being an asshole is more believable and accurate.