Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
Fixme 5
Your daughter is fantasizing about sex with two good-looking guys, and you call her a freak? After snooping in her personal stuff to boot? You disgust me.
RaccoonChild 5
Just cause she has fantasies doesn't make her a freak...your the freak for reading a story your daughter wrote about her self and two others.
BananEnigma 24
A) she's just gotten into puberty, of course her hormones are in overdrive, and, B) WHY the hell are you going through her shit?!? Is there no sense of privacy in your home? If she finds out, she might never trust you the same ever again. C) get over yourself. I'm SURE you did similar shit when you were her age, just with a different creative outlet or object of affection.
Olafur 29
"When I got the urge to snoop around" INSTANT YDI!
LovelyLillies 9
It's not very nice to call her a freak, it's pretty common for teens to write fanfiction to help let out their sexual frustrations. Just be happy she's writing away the sexual urges rather than getting a boyfriend to do it for her.
Triangle6757 9
At least she knows how to write an essay
Ginger 1997 5
that's what you get for looking through something a person writes their private thoughts on, she's 16, people are going through a lot of mood swings and hormones at that time. maybe you should be supportive and respectful, instead of judging when you read something you were never meant to see.
Michaela R 14
do... do you not know what fanfiction is?
shannon2348 14
This is what happens when you snoop. ydi
IHaveThePower 18
That's a perfectly normal stage of sexual development for that age. She's learning about her own thoughts on sex, her own fantasies, and getting an idea of how sex works in theory. Just don't mention it--she's doing fine, and she'll sort it out on her own like we all did when we were her age.