Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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Top comments
slidetotheleft 9
What's her problem...jeez
Ambient25 25
You must have had a HUGE, Osmosis Jones style pimple to elicit that reaction....
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Comments (79)
slidetotheleft 9
What's her problem...jeez
Damian95 16
That lady was either really bored, or really stupid.
londoner86 13
ok OP, you know what you call a place surrounded by windows? PUBLIC. Expect to be watched. But this woman does sound a bit over-excitable...
Ki11erC 18
37 - so if its not surrounded by windows its not public?
mb2_native 15
37, Does that mean an apple store isn't public since it doesn't have windows?
plum_lovin 28
Seriously? I have seen dirty old guys picking their nose in their cars like nobody's business. While I was in a car with a friend of mine, a creepy Mexican guy (not being racist, just making a description) stared at me while at the stop light non stop, then as soon as we drove off he started making kissy faces at me... trust me there are worse things out there and who gives a crap about that whack job lady.
jessi_sunshine 26
55 - Mexican implies being born in Mexico. Hispanic would have been a more apt description unless you were, in fact, in Mexico.
toastedjellybowl 7
Not sure of trolling or incredibly stupid. It was entertaining nevertheless.
Toasty283 8
Just hope you didn't become an Internet meme
Ambient25 25
You must have had a HUGE, Osmosis Jones style pimple to elicit that reaction....
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I loved that show!!
Ambient25 25
movie....
cristy91 33
In #24's defense, the movie was turned into a TV show
Ambient25 25
That's weird...but then again Aladdin was turned into a TV show too....
Cartera 10
Ozzy and Drix was my favorite show as a kid.
flaca273 7
After the movie it became a show later on
dalink 24
Next time draw a face on it and call it Pustulio. Hypnotize the weaker minds into obeying you... Like throwing their camera phones into traffic.
iSmellMusic 8
51 - I think that may only work with Irken pimples.
becca717 7
Invader Zim was my favorite show ever. XD
noobsatin 19
that's why you don't do that in public, unless you're being discreet about it, then do it.
RoseBlack123 37
Um OP was doing that in the car which is private enough to POP A PIMPLE... it's not like OP was having sex or something
Zebediabolical 45
Apparently it's not private enough. Now it's time to go to youtube to see if I can find the video!
matticus27 14
It happens to the best of us
nicolemadden 11
Sometimes it's better not to try to understand some people :D.
ElatedEarthling 15
It sounds like you need to burst her bubble and let her know that pimple popping is normal. There's no need to get all swollen and puss-- I mean fuss about it. Pore you, because now your private car activities are no longer safe. Why not try to break out of that habit?
livelobster123 14
#5, You used up all the good puns.. :(
Zen_Mei 17
She obviously has issues if she's laughing hysterically at you popping a pimple
bReLiNg 18
Big brother is watching you!
Ambient25 25
Yes the Government got wind of her waking up, swung a satellite, tracked her movement, grouped 4 men to tail her and dressed one up as a chick to pull up next to her and snap pics just as she was going to pop that pimple. Boom, job well done. I feel safer.
dectivebobby 6
She must live a very boring life if she finds pimple popping that hilarious
dRUMsKELETON 12
That's the issue with there being so little privacy with all these cameras anymore. Then again, you may want to do that in the privacy of your own home next time :P
Ambient25 25
...You just contradicted yourself
maryiah 21
Maybe it's a sign that you should be paying attention to traffic instead of a pimple. But FYL, OP.