Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I was home alone when the doorbell rang. I panicked and hid under the table because I wasn’t expecting anyone and I have minor social anxiety. It was just Amazon dropping off a package. I made eye contact with the delivery guy through the window. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, as I was getting out of the shower, I heard my roommate shout, “Your food delivery’s here!” I panicked, wrapped myself in a towel and ran to grab it before the driver left. The towel slipped halfway down the hall. I froze mid-motion when I realized that the delivery driver was still standing at the door, making direct eye contact. FML
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
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Inoku 0
He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?
roflcopterzzz 0
I bet he had a nice package for you.
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Peaxee 0
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first i think probally not but get in shape YDI
FueltotheFire 0
YDI for watching your hygiene!
yamba_fml 0
YDI for being an ugly bitch. C'mon at least give the poor guy something worth looking at
_Some_One_ 0
@ #1 How would you know if she was out of shape? If you were delivering something and you see a naked woman through a glass door would you just stay still and stared like a pervert? @ OP When you're done with a shower, wipe, do some common after- shower things, at least put on your towel, put on some clothes. @ Everyone Have you noticed since March many people have posted about going out of the shower naked, supposing noone's home, but there happens to be SOMEONE home?
chilly359 0
what does YDI mean???
beffburger 0
you deserve it
MrHankey0123 0
84 you're a dumbass. it's because the op said ......HE SCREAMED TOO
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
lol your fault
nickperry21 4
I thought YDI stood for "your da idiot" hahaha wow I'm slow sometimes
Moo_Horse 0
you deserve it YDI ur a silly little goose now arent u
TeeHee124 0
I thought it was your dumb idea
Megan36 3
u know wat **** u >:(
Megan36 3
i hate everyone who's posting shit like she's ugly or something. being a fellow ugly person, it hurts T_T well anyways everyone who is being an ass shut the **** up :P
miss_sarcastic 0
I'm only curious to who has glass front doors and is stupid enough to walk around naked?
ohshitcock 0
**** your life because he screamed too!
StingMunFizzy 0
LOL my thoughts exactly! ;( Poor girl, you ugly little thing.
PokeyStix 3
She's probably not ugly or out of shape. He screamed because she screamed. Also what else was he supposed to do? If he hadn't've screamed he would've looked like a pervert.
Kiwi_Splash 0
You're right. So, did you guys end up dating like in the movies?
FarSide 23
I would be scared and scarred if I saw a butt-naked fat and toothless KY female.
duckyev 0
Uhm...you really should visit Kentucky before you say such things. It is quite beautiul here and those stereotypes are very wrong.
FarSide 23
Lived in Lexington for 10 years. Beautiful bluegrass, horse farms, seasons, community. Miss it so much. But God have mercy... KY women are the ugliest women on the planet to congregate in one place. The ONLY attractive women are the young ladies at the UK (Go Cats) Campus.... and most of them are from out-of-state. I would rather look at a philly in a pasture.
Jotham 0
#17 made my day haha
DVecc 0
the only reason he would be called a pervert is because you ******* women pin everything as perverted on us, give me a break he was just doing his job she deserves for walking around her house naked when she has a ******* glass front door
tworkman 2
^ This. 100%.
timakinz 21
It's almost 2015 and this is still the case with most 'feminists' these days... I honestly expect a male support movement in the coming few years.
jldavidson34 0
maybe you shouldnt walk around naked no matter the circumstances
22cute 17
Oh, come on! Everyone reasonable walks around naked.
mystical_child 6
I cant, I have 2 older brothers, and I never know when they will have their friends over.
MadisonDerp 16
Oh you know you've walked around naked at least once.
2012girl 0
i get in trouble for doing that
Inoku 0
He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?
Arcterion 0
Lose some weight, fattie.
Moo_Horse 0
never said she was fat idiot youd scream if you saw a random naked person. think and read the fml before you go posting like a bi***
Imthedaddy11 16
lose some cuntiness bitch face
sikanderimran 0
you must be REALLY ugly.
roflcopterzzz 0
I bet he had a nice package for you.
MooKee 0
Haa funniest comment OP, that made me laugh hysterically when you said ...so did he. FYL, but thanks for making me laugh =D
emerybear 0
haha
beeffyboy 0
ya a nice big package.
gintori 0
so funny!!!
girlwhoactshigh 0
XD AHAHAAHAHAHA thats really funny ide scream too if i saw saw someone moron screaming while naked ide most likly be laughing god this made my DAY XD
tWitt3rBuG 0
Bet you didn't get a discount or free cable o_O
junaho 0
Oh, bet she got CABLE alright..