Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
dear god. you should complain.
PurpleFrostingg 7
WTF?
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Comments (251)
BlAzEtHiS 0
What if its a guy goin to take a piss? He can't hold and read a book while doin that.
divadro102 16
He's given an audiobook
guitarplayer546 0
I would just leave. A teacher is supposed to help you learn and not be a bitch. Lots of people have conditions like ibd or ibs, you should not have to go through the bullshit to use the restroom. Also to anyone thinking of Just telling the teacher about said condition. It is not there business. I hate stupid teachers.
ceilingfans 1
Yeah, all my teachers know I have ibd :(. On the plus side I can run out of class whenever the hell I want to.
mattc89 0
Actually it Is retard
amberita28 0
I bet that book is seriously contaminated with nasty germs. Just say it fell in the toilet & if she wants it, she can get it herself.
crw817 3
Okay so instead of using the bathroom during class maybe you should go before?
LilliPage 17
You don't always have enough time between classes to simply go before class. Some of my classes are on complete opposite ends of school and I barely make it in time even if I'm walking fast without stopping anywhere.
Yodelmeister 18
Or how about it's not a big ******* deal to go to the bathroom? It's not like it interrupts anything; the teacher is being more of a distraction to class than any student would be just going to the bathroom.
maddiewoah 15
This sounds like a Terrible Teacher meme in the making... >>; That sucks OP, cause that's way harsh.
Enigmax2514 7
wth? she can't do that legally can she? Sue the pants off her, if it's war she wants, peace she will not get!
TheNewGuy03 29
Sue? Seriously? Is that the solution to every problem? Even if it was something sue-worthy, what the hell is a person who has yet to graduate high school gonna do in that department?
Ecklcakes 15
Best solution: memorise Tolstoy's War and Peace and skip most of the lessons!
kateheartswaffle 0
Drop the book in the toilet.
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