Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
dear god. you should complain.
PurpleFrostingg 7
WTF?
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Comments (251)
Jirekianu2 19
Complain to parent/principle. That shit is ridiculous. Or. Just piss yourself in the class
TzzaNL 8
What a bitch!! That's just... sad, i hate her, and I don't even know her haha
Sweet_Lemonade 4
Not sure about an entire page from War & Peace, but I like the idea
danderson1320 6
Not allowed. Let alone that taking time to actually memorize is making you miss more class than you would, women have to be allowed to go to the washroom due to feminine issues, and therefore men can argue that they want equal bathroom rights, despite the fact that they don't get their period. Report it.
Yodelmeister 18
WTF? I second everyone who says to alert the administration or your parents; she can't do that. This is obviously meant to discourage people from going to the bathroom at all, under the inane pretense that it "disrupts class". As if excusing yourself to use the toilet could ever be more disruptive than making someone recite a page from a book. And kicking them out of class if they can't? What's the point in that? Nothing could be more disruptive to learning.
BloodyMary666 24
Is that even allowed?
MRVOlivia 22
Report her and pee on her shoe >:D
whitneymcsherry 0
Lol a teacher can't do that! Just Hitoshi your principal/ dean/ head master whatever !
mj_ok 9
WTF! You got to tell someone about that!
dexter341 0
Shit in the book