Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
dear god. you should complain.
PurpleFrostingg 7
WTF?
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Comments (251)
Jasonf6 0
She can't lock you out.
itschrisssybro 8
Wow, report her to the principal. That's a bit shitty...
jgduplante 9
She wants you to be out of class long enough to memorize an entire page of a book? I call BS. This was probably a joke a teacher told but doesn't actually do. Although I can see a teacher actually using a book for a hall pass..
karmicsamadi86 9
That's frickin' hilarious!!
mjp1512 3
I suggest heading to the principal's office.
Nickel05 15
thats pretty awesome! then again, im really good at memorising things, so id be fine with it.
Egnar 19
Ya? You're so good at memorizing things that you'd be able to memorize a full page out of War and Peace in the time it takes you to go to the bathroom?. . .Finding that hard to believe.
TheNewGuy03 29
Why couldn't she at least given you a book with pictures?
xblitzx34 0
WTF dats just wrong they can't do that
Lowie18 0
Wipe your ass with the book and swap it with the teachers, that'll make a statement...
Zillie 4
What a horrible hag bitch. Steal that ******* book & burn it. Better yet, throw it in the toilet & take a massive shit right on top of it.