Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
dear god. you should complain.
PurpleFrostingg 7
WTF?
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Comments (251)
johnnyrogers97 9
So stupid
teh_uber_muffin 3
Tolstoy is a good author. War and Peace was really ******* boring, though.
keshaforever1 14
Your teacher is weird..
THE_A_TEEN 28
What! The! ****!? Can a teacher legally do that? That's literally mental abuse. REPORT HER TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!
mattc89 0
Your an idiot, that's mental abuse lol :P it's not the teachers fault, blame the stupid kids who abuse "going to the bathroom" and just skip class, to get high or some stupid shut
ClingyOtter 4
So she should punish everyone who needs to go to the bathroom? Obviously not every kid does that.
copy125 0
Also here's a good one, just say you were memorizing when suddenly the book fell in the toilet and you decided it was just better off not grabbing it from the toilet.
ArienMC 4
What if you just had to pee? You wouldn't have enough time to memorize it. This seems fake to me. Or your teacher is a dumb ass. Either or.
jsaxon1996 0
YDI for having a small bladder.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Agreed. OP should take their's back to the store they bought it from and demand they exchange it for a bladder that actually fits! Stupid stores, selling people bladders before they make sure its the right size. Shameful I say! Shameful...
jsaxon1996 0
Exactly! Someone who understands! If no one can tell, this comment was a joke.
bsharp1 1
I don't believe this story for a second.
denverman92 0
Can you say over kill ?
BellaBelle_fml 23
Can you say overkill?
thescyphozoa 6
My Drama teacher made us carry giant cardboard cutouts of Edward (for girls) and Bella (for boys).