Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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jonny201 11
On the bright side, it made for a creative username
princesskammm 20
There are definitely better ways to stay awake..
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princesskammm 20
There are definitely better ways to stay awake..
Jared900DUmpling 30
The method that i use is to hold a pen over my table at all times when not writing, so in case i fall asleep, i will hear the pen clatter and reawaken. I discovered it by accident last year but it seems to be rather effective.
hansalavv 13
Yeah.. You could just actually sleep the night before
Rented_eyebrows 18
While at uni, one does not simply sleep the night before....
wintersoldier_fml 18
I actually used to do something similar. Whenever I had to wake up early I chose to not go to the toilet before going to bed since I have the habit of ignoring my alarms. The urge to pee would always force me to get up. Luckily I never peed myself though.
DoomedGemini 38
Sometimes it's just the class/teacher. My history class in middle school was the only place I ever had such a terrible time staying awake in. I could be wide awake going in, but I still found myself nodding off. Id also wake up fully again when I was in another class.
jonny201 11
On the bright side, it made for a creative username
UserError94 18
He should have just gone for his masters
neawalkerthebear 15
I mean you gave it a shot Op and attempted to find a way to stay awake. Maybe next time around you'll find a better method
Rotciv01 11
I try to keep some part of my body moving to try and stay awake... hopefully not too many people noticed?
bellydancer82 15
Maybe you should consider either sleeping more or seeing a doctor if you have a medical condition... Would be way more effective than using your bladder to stay awake.
SameerJain 15
That reminds me of one incident during my middle school. A girl of my class pissed infront of whole class cause she was scared by our terrifying history ma'am...
krazy789 28
OK class now what did you learn?
vOIDmASS 13
Get down with OP's pee, get down with OP's pee
TheMathMajor 26
When I had this problem in one of my college classes, I would excuse myself to the bathroom whenever I started feeling my head bobbing and just walked around the building for a minute. That would get my blood moving again and I would be able to stay focused for the rest of the class.
NeatNit 33
YDI...
ABlindMan 17
How did OP deserve it? Under normal circumstance, if one is in uni/college they're not likely to wet themselves. I've used this method for some classes so I don't fall asleep. It's surprising how your body will, usually except for OP's case, keep itself awake when you have that slight urge to use the restroom.
sidpool912 14
could you say you had a "wet" dream?