Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
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AlfonzoRex 0
First comment! O: I think ;D unless someone else does. but that's lame D: Your boyfriend sounds like an ass.
thesparkman97 0
YDI, attention *****. Love's a tough word for guys to throw around.
thelovelysecks 15
how can you date someone who doesnt love you?
AngryKitten 24
when you first start dating someone are you magically in love? it takes different people different amounts of time to fall in love. at least he's honest and didn't lie to her or lead her on.
mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
B47m4n 0
i agree 100% with you, most ppls have no meaning behind the words: I love you. her boyfriend is a gent shes just a drama queen
hle270 5
it depends on how long they have been together. if they are only going out for a couple of months it could be too early to say it, but I personally wouldn't want to be in a serious relationship if the person you're with doesn't love you.
keyofdestiny13 24
I agree, #2. I'm very strict on the word "love" myself. People use it too much.
AlfonzoRex 0
Well, does she love him? It's kinda hard to be in a relationship if you're not on the same page..
Frolly_fml 0
Your bf is a dick, share the love everyone.
mother_green7 0
lol i just sing out to the perverts: i don't want no scrubs! scrubs is a guy who will get no love from me! scrubs is a guy on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride tryin' ta holla at me i love that song...
hipchic 0
That's sooo lame! XML
thebigtwinkie 28
Is that a new emoji face?
ajscw 0
LOL
simplybad 0
I'm a ****, lol.
050294 0
Shut up, ass
milady666 2
That's probably one of the most sexist things I've ever heard. There's nothing wrong with the woman taking charge.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
#5 You look like a scrub... OP He sounds like a ****** but at least he is honest. #1 OMG you are the first to comment, do you want a ******* cookie?
Peroxide 3
Just tell your bf you found a man who DOES love you. Just don't mention he was some random pervert nutjub.