Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Top comments
Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
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Comments (130)
lymyabean 15
You really should've mended this problem with chicken nuggets before it went too far
simoncat 11
It's time for new friends. Preferably literate ones.
brianarodz20 5
atleast you can say he didnt keyboard you to death . but he acually punched you !
ozpunker 20
What was the argument about?
amelia_suhayda 22
Wtf?! Anger management much? I'm sorry that happened OP.
Medd_fml 13
Why are you Skyping with someone who lives close enough to drive over JUST to punch you in the face?
Meme1988 18
Wow! Anger managment much?!
greatdanen 6
Am I blind, or is everyone accepting, that the point of arguments is "winning" ?
Charryboo 11
Clearly you did something to very much piss this person off..
simsgirlgem 25
okay when someone drives to your house just to punch you you need to get a restraining order until he takes anger management classes