Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
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Comments (130)
vicky4321 6
I would have bitch slapped him with a dictionary. OP if your friend gets pissed about that, you need a new social circle.
fuzz97 23
you people keep saying "I would have done (such-and-such violent act) to him" but I honestly wonder how many of you actually would when the opportunity arose
sarahjanesmith 12
At least he put the effort in to go all the way to your house that takes real stick-to-it-ness
rosenkrieger223 24
Haha, no kidding.
lilchica22001 22
Your friend is a bad ass...just sayin
Banyes 7
he got u good
fuzz97 23
yee
JACKxRAWR 22
Wow! When my friends and I skype when we're on DayZ or Wasteland we can get pretty pissed at each other but that's just taking it too ******* far. A true friend will never punch you in the face. They'll beat the shit out of you, but never the face.
MrConcise 35
Nope, the saying "knock some sense into you" exists for a reason. At times, it can be appropriate.
JACKxRAWR 22
#59, in those situations a Gibbs' headsmack is far more effective than a right hook to the jaw.
cman1322 9
Sounds like a lose lose situation
olpally 33
That's definitely a rage quit... BOOM! HEADSHOT! What an asshat.
jackaced 7
Never point out the stupidity of the stupid. They never get it. And in most cases they hit harder than you.
chicub 4
I'd question your intelligence for answering the door
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
You deserve it for opening the door...