Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
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Comments (130)
pattayarick 8
Ummm, it's: "you're stupid" & "loser". I'm guessing that he was right, because: a) you don't know the difference between your & you're, and looser & loser; and 2) he punched you and, apparently, you did nothing about it.
josh8215 21
OP was directly quoting his friend. That's what quotation marks are for. He was showing us that his friend wrote the words exactly that way, and quoted them as such. OP pointed out the irony that his friend called him names that his friend couldn't even spell correctly.
mollysinclair2 4
You're
MGITSWFTC 17
The way you worded that makes it seem like you're still pretty smug about "winning" that argument, and you were probably being an ass anyway. YDI
Kiyaralovestolol 14
*you're.
Jemm_fml 29
Real Friends: the unfortunate time when your internet anonymity means jack shit.
subiedude08 17
That seems a bit excessive over a Skype chat
xALEXx_fml 15
The whole first page of comments is pointless lol. I thought 'commenting' on an 'fml' was so you actually comment on THE FML. Not what other people say. Come on guys. I take the time to read through comments, not to read what you lot say back to each other. It's wasting my time. So grow up
CharresBarkrey 16
Your comment isn't about the FML at all, it's about the other comments. So... Pot, meet kettle?
xALEXx_fml 15
#98. I see we have something in common...
InfernoVivo 12
Why did you open the door?
qr_fml 21
Did u punch him back? That was rude of him
IT_Nird95 9
Must've been one hell of an argument for him to go through the trouble of driving to your house just to sock you.