Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
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Manna182 10
You walked right into that one, didn't you?
Darkness_Hate 29
He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.
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deebroooo 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How lovely. Teenager much?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
OP doesn't have that excuse.
sparkledoge 29
My mother raised my 2 younger brothers and me, my brothers are 16 and 18 years old and one of them is mentally unstable, yet it's all going perfectly fine. Your point ?
_Adog2645 24
What does that have to do with anything?
Vitani_Verci 24
#20 ....YOUR point?
sparkledoge 29
Teenagers are not the problem, my point. Sorry if you're too dumb to understand such simple things. I thought it was obvious.
CourtneyPaigee16 13
I'm pretty sure they were talking about the mom acting like a teenager
zp111 10
By the looks of your thumbs down, it clearly wasn't.
asdfghjklmoo 15
I think the comment was referring to the mom acting like a teenager. Side note - Honestly, I think if teenagers have not argued with their parents at some point...everything is not fine. It's normal to bicker at least once. You're also an arrogant and condescending asshole. Hope your brothers aren't the same.
TimTheLeg 11
If you're going to explain yourself at least try not to be a condensing prick at the same time...
Manna182 10
You walked right into that one, didn't you?
Bunnyluver 20
Exactly what I thought!!!
bazookajoey 27
She ran
tranced_ 45
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
are you the mother or father ?
Darkness_Hate 29
The symbol indicates it's the mother.
Bunnyluver 20
That was sorta an OK question. I sometimes over look the symbols, but you can also use context clues sometimes. Don't be so hard on him guys!
Darkness_Hate 29
He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.
Elban 20
Toss a meatball like that over the plate and it's a surefire homerun
sweetpotato301 7
I hate it when people parent like this. If he were to call you something like this you'd probably be up in arms. Set a better example.
ThunderLightTSV 31
I always heard the whole "I'm the parent, you're the child" thing when I was a little younger, so she'd probably use that for reasoning as to why she could say that and he couldn't. As inadequate for reasoning as that is.
interesting33 37
Maybe but you don't know that. You don't know what the argument was about, lots of assuming. But that 'I'm the parent, you're the child' really annoys me!
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
Well, we do know that, because the FML is that the son agreed. So she was upset at the idea of her son calling her a bitch.
interesting33 37
we know he agreed. We don't know if he was right.
Wizardo 34
Congratulations, you played yourself. - DJ Khaled
WolliBolli 23
Haha. exactly what i was thinking of!
TheNewGuy03 29
Another one
Bullshitticus 19
So you're a bitch?
pepeneki 15
To be honest you walked right into that one
JadynHunter 19
Moms tend to say crap like that it sounds like you didn't mean it I hate my parents most of the time my mom still never apologized for calling me a ******* retard don't know if son of a bitch or that is worse
Nathan_R 10
Punctuation was invented for a very good reason...
Lalala579121 28
No. No they don't.
JadynHunter 19
Oh they don't so I guess I am different from other families I envy
tintarroja 31
Freudian slip....
AverageAvarice 23
She'd have to call him a mother ******.
DanielleinDC 34
What if she called her husband that?