Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ready to rumble
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Tactical nuke
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Chill out
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Dude, chill out
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Diss track
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
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Comments (130)
Mikey070590 5
I'm a dumbass. Just throwing it out there.
dathan 14
Reading is an ability which comes in handy when you're on the internet. You should try to master that skill once.
Zen_Mei 17
#1 Okay, thanks for sharing
Hobbit79 10
We can tell...
PenguinBitch 44
1- Actually, according to another fml comment, it's dumpass*.
pokerface71 14
Cool.
DorkAlert 10
Cool story bro
klimpomppp 9
6- kinda ironic that you didn't read the comment you were replying to at all...well either that or your so starved for attention in real life that you were replying to the first comment just so people would notice yours, so what is it, your an attention *****, or you just never learnt to read?
Cheeley 17
113- Apparently you never learned the difference between "your" and "you're".
dathan 14
Wow. Calm down. #1 changed his comment 2 minutes after my comment. It said something really stupid about the FML before, hence my comment. Now my comment looks stupid.
Hobbit79 10
When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.
sugarshane007 20
Damn you changed your comment making mine pointless! It truly is sad that some people have no better life.
Shrike 24
So the moment you correct anyone's grammar or spelling, your arguments magically become untrue? That's a logical fallacy if ever I saw one. Edit: You edited your comment, huh? I guess you realized how moronic it was.
ImAFaker 29
Let's not start a heated argument
Hobbit79 10
I didnt change it, just corrected it. How is that not having a life?
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
@11 Can we start a cooled one?
Hobbit79 10
No, but its usually what happens when people are losing an argument :)
sugarshane007 20
#13, you corrected it. I had pointed out that you misspelt sad. I was trolled by the edit feature and took that time to display good 'ol hipocrisy.
Mr_Satan 11
No... when people are losing an argument, they tend to start hurling insults and fists, generally to ease the "thinking cramps"
Hobbit79 10
I changed my comment before i even saw yours though. Sorry anyways.
Hobbit79 10
And fyi i didn't mispell 'sad', i meant to say 'said' :)
fuzz97 23
I'm going to ignore the rest of the argument and simply say that #2 has a point
Melolssa 8
I agree 100% People are going to make mistakes, it is inevitable. not only are the people that correct other people spelling jerks, it proves that they cant think of a rebuttal and have to resort to something irrelevant to make themselves seem smart. It is one of the few things that truly grinds my gears.
Axel5238 29
Grasping at straws though is frequent, if anything personal attacks or minor criticisms tend to come in to gain ground in the argument such going after minor spelling error as if that discredits the entirety of what they are saying. Can't count how many arguments I've had where some tried to make minor criticisms just to gain some ground back in the argument or stretching things so far out whatever point they were trying to make doesn't really work.
Fsvb 32
Can I just say that this rage-quitters reaction says more about who lost and who won than the correcting of grammar? When (physical) aggression starts, you've pretty much lost in my eyes :P
generalasskicker 12
Hey lets just all beat the shot out of each other hard to argue with swollen lips
_GoodGuy 11
I hate that feeling, people correcting me during an argument when I don't care. Makes me madder. YDI
Llamacod 11
what happens when people correct you during an argument when you do care?
Mr_Satan 11
It* makes him smarter?
Cheeley 17
3- If you really didn't care, you wouldn't be more upset if someone corrected you.
contentedmama 8
I think 3 meant he doesn't care about the error, not the argument.
ColdplaySucks 18
3, wouldn't it be easier to just correct yourself or think twice than to get angry about someone else doing it for you?
PiNkMoOn 9
sorry for that
sporteeholmes01 15
How is this getting thumbs down??
AlexRen 21
You didn't hit him back? It's loser not looser.
FluffyWizdom 15
what was the argument about?
Freethaawave 19
Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.
drewflav 17
Most doors have a peephole for a reason. OP should use it next time. Still, FYL OP...
panthersfan728 3
I don't have one:(
aaronh212 6
With friends like this, who need enemies?
sugarshane007 20
Skype is serious business, as you just discovered. The more you know...
Llamacod 11
thank you after school special
sugarshane007 20
I tried doing a School House Rock song, but they never really wrote one covering how to take a fist to the face.
dramaelf 37
The gift for debate of some people just astounds me.
Pleonasm 36
And people say that internet warriors are harmless and just sit behind their keyboards. He sure proved the stereotype wrong!
fuzz97 23
I wish more people had his gumption
mn_shr 22
Pipe down 26. Go get some gumption yourself
RpiesSPIES 27
#26 However, that may lead to a grown man I.P. tracing a kid in the U.K., driving to his house, then beating him for a horrendous attitude on a video game.
fuzz97 23
you seem upset, #50