Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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emilieee_fml 0
Thats a smart man right there!!
Midrash 5
He is a keeper
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Comments (238)
geekpowerwtf 0
That was still a pretty cheap phone atleast.
lakaiskate 12
No kidding a crapy phone in Canada costs about 250 a decent about 3-4 and my iPhone when I first got it was about 8
killface93 0
400$ cellphone? And it's not waterproof.. What a rip
GETxAxLIFE 0
I have an iPhone 4 and got it as a gift and know that it was brand new and was not that much.
Person1233 13
The iPhone IS $500, but you get it for $200 with a contract.
tylenol123 0
If they lost 300 dollars per iphone sold then they wouldnt sell it. It costs less than 200. Apple produces iphones themselves. All they need is some metal, plastic, and a battery and hardrive. But they make those too. It doesnt cost much to produce their products
angeluscado 15
Cost to produce isn't always reflected in the retail price.
lidsthesquid 4
Haha! Your name is ironic!
lovey04 4
When you say exploded do you mean burst into flame? If so I think this is fake as helium is a non combustable gas. All that would happen is the balloon would pop.
perdix 31
If the phone you lost was an iPhone: Aw, I'm sorry. If the phone you lost was NOT an iPhone: What a great excuse to make your husband get you an iPhone!
tmmundy 17
he says he's black. he thinks it's amazing how many comments he gets about the pic. I don't know how true that is. lol.
xlord 27
Lol you sound like an apple salesperson or something....
perdix 31
Thanks! I will include your words in my application to work at the Jeenyus Bar.
triumphly 0
Loser...
Bless23 0
192 you suck at insulting people. Atleast be creative.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I dunno about you, but I always make sure to keep my expensive mobile devices as far away from water as possible. How badly do you need a cell phone during a pool party?
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Yeah not too smart, especially if there's alcohol involved, learned my lesson the hard way a year back.
HappyPickles 11
... but you're over it now, aren't you? ... (I can tell :-)
brianod 0
does he not know about hydrogen gas?
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
My phone was $70....-.
pixelebrate 0
Cool story bro. Tell it again.
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
My phone was $70. :)
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
a $400 phone... what phone do you have? -_- me have iPhone no cost that much :D
ThatFunnyDude 3
...what?
gchartier90 0
To buy an I phone would be like seven hundred dollars but on a plan it's not so expensive
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
my iPhone doesn't even ******* cost that much sheesh
lovejdbieber 0
wow, that guy should have some sense knocked into him, I mean come on, who lights a balloon on fire???
lovejdbieber 0
at least he can buy u a new one :) lol, drunken mistake much haha
nero9112 4
OP's husband does.