Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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emilieee_fml 0
Thats a smart man right there!!
Midrash 5
He is a keeper
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Comments (238)
Climaxx 11
At least he made you wet, no?
rhysfucker 24
You didn't start out "Today, at a pool party, after 8 beers, my husband..." It's OK, you can trust us with the truth. We won't judge. Oh, wait; yes we will.. ; )
livexlifexlost 1
Of it's an iPhone, no real loss there. If it's an Android, I'm so sorry for your lose.
livexlifexlost 1
If* to my comment above
smileyriley55 2
Wait... So you have a pool, AND can afford a $400 cell phone???
transcedental 18
Exactly. She could probably afford another one. If she couldn't - YDI for bringing it to the pool party.
soulsfirefly 8
I'm sort of sick of these FMLs about a phone falling in the pool. Buy a less trendy phone next time and you won't be so upset. ;) Also, anyone on this website should just learn to leave their phone outside the pool area by now.
Jb_zeey 0
He'd b paying for me a new one too lol
mrcorncan99 0
Is your husband a teenager by any chance?
GETxAxLIFE 0
You should never spend that much on something that you merely talk and text with, I have an iPhone 4 for my birthday and I know it wasn't that much. Good job. You just sounded like a snob.
lidsthesquid 4
Haha! Your name is ironic!
Nudi_fml 13
FHL! He will probably be buying the new phone and / or suffer from a lack of sexeh time