Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PMS FTW
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Empathy is never toxic
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Emotional support please
Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Nervous
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
Gene Cusano
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Waning
Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML
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upyourzlolz 11
Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.
Calen5556 0
Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')
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Comments (129)
hemz_fml 13
I have no idea what to say and yet people will get butt hurt over this comment
puppytaco64 8
U mad bro?
JPChiQYaya 0
wowww lol
Isabel312 0
The commercials are quite beautiful. :'D
fthislyfe 22
I don't live in America and I have no idea what hallmark is. But I Googled it and whoa! Many people actually cry watching it. I wonder why...
Keyman1212 14
Us Americans can be emotional creatures... Over card commercials.
Choose_Wisely 5
it shouldnt count if you're on your period >.>
tatababe 1
Must have been one damned touching commercial
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
I know how you feel. Those commercials get me every time. ?(???)?
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
What the hell? I didn't put those question marks in there.
FarSide 23
A Prozac moment.
JPChiQYaya 0
i wonder which one it was.
HideouslyHuman 10
31-I think you should look on the back of your next birthday card...
greatness101 0
How does this F your life? People cry. It's human.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Wow really? A Hallmark commercial?
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
they are really touching, you have no heart for not crying at them :'(
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, they make me cry too!
Daralea 21
Errr, I guess I have no heart because I just find them cheesy.
bamagrl410 31
73 - YES. If I fail to change the channel, it makes me feel like an asshole for not adopting all the animals at once. It's terrible.
upyourzlolz 11
Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.
EvilCupcake8361 9
was that a joke??? I honestly can't tell haha
slushpup9696 12
You are a prime example of what is wrong with the Internet.
Calen5556 0
Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')
Torva_fml 16
Hallmark is just oh so emotional! I just *sniff* wanna *sniff* cry every time! *begins sobbing*
EmAnRap 2
happens to all of us
tpm45 25
I haven't legitly cried in years.... So no, it doesn't. And trust me, I wish I could.
katarinava6 2
Way was re commercial about lol?!
raphanne_fml 33
Proofreading? ;)
SirSquishyPants 1
Uhhh, are you one of those moms that just learned how to text? Holy shit I have no idea what your trying to say
lemonaids 1
Ummm......yes.
nessaspissed 0
Haha I would insult you but its too ******* hilarious:'D