Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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emilieee_fml 0
Thats a smart man right there!!
Midrash 5
He is a keeper
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Comments (238)
bubo_fml 11
Better lighting balloons than fartz!
bubo_fml 11
$400.00 cell phone?!?! SUKKA!!
ViperGTSkank 0
Really? You're hosting a pool party, and you have your phone on you? AND you're telling me you spent $400 on a phone without purchasing an insurance plan? You deserve it.
nero9112 4
Why would anyone carry a mobile phone within proximity of a pool?
kewpiesuicide 29
Hm I bet I could talk some drunk idiot into lighting a balloon on fire lol
neliboo 0
say you lost it and get one again!:D
cagesgirl 0
seriously $400? I KNOW for a fact that's an exaggeration.
tylenol123 0
Yeah i know, id believe 212 dollrs at the most. My dad has a fone call the brigadier abd its water/shock proof
hairybutt901 0
Put it in a bowl of rice over night and it will work perfectly
cagesgirl 0
Ahhhh, the importance of cell phone insurance...
DeLpHe3zY 7
oh poor you..