Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
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Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was doing some fun scat play with my boyfriend when the fire alarm went off. We both had to scramble into the shower to rinse off, clogged the drain, and left dirty footprints all over the apartment. Then we forgot to turn the shower off and came back to a flood. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
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Doortje 30
Things got heavy or you are heavy?
ulicksam 0
YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.
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Comments (139)
xGabri3L 3
Fatass.
really231001 0
agreed.
daddy15 0
yes I also agree.
sum1two 0
hahahahahahahahaha
miraggg 1
ya way to go fatty
triggerit 5
why fatass... perhaps it was doggy style...may be guy pushed to hard
gustavo69 0
damn straight it got "heavy" haha very heavy
EatnBeef 7
yuck! Canadian party...
Chunkylover76 4
**** you! Canadian girls rock...and Canadian parties rock!!
Chunkylover76 4
Fat girls are some of the freakiest, most hardcore sex partners on the planet! The ones I've been with have all been super wild in the sack, and they're built to take a pounding! :) So before you knock one, **** one!! P.S.- if it was a pedestal sink, it could have come of the pedestal and snapped the pipes easily! It wouldn't taken much weight at all!
ericownz101 0
^^ yeah its all fun and games til the fatass gets on top
tralalafifa 0
lol agreed
Mickanm4 0
love it
Gstone 4
things were already heavy before you were with him (you) fatass
LaChelleG 0
u shouldnt make fun of people because of their weight and the sink could've been old and rusty she might not even weigh that much!
gabbs1130 0
Dude your like my best friend right now lol anything that comes out of your mouth is pretty much the same thing I'm thinking of putting xD
really231001 0
lol.
Haydenob 0
sounds like "things" didn't really get heavy. it was just you who was heavy XD
omgpewpewlazersp 0
dayum, YDI for being a chunky munkey
nathan5 0
Chunky munkey gettin funky with a junky at the party
Glenn_Coco 0
haha win^
Bano360 25
How do you know she's big? A lot of sinks can't really support the weight of a child even.
officeradvil 8
He was also able to lift her
Doortje 30
Things got heavy or you are heavy?
key_2010 0
Lol! Good one!
anna259831 0
nice!
anna259831 0
nice!
ipwnlosers 4
Oh wait no, I didn't see that the comment was by the same person...
maalicious 0
your profile pic is awesome
15thPrestige 0
Damn u I was about to post that. /:
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Gerard Way!
gators1995 30
Heavy girls ftw!!
b6000 0
that sucks lol
vietchincboi4u 1
m l
Terezi 0
Sounds like YOU got heavy to me.
iluvfmls456 0
lol!!
InBetweenDreams 0
lmao, that's embarrassing.
louie111887 0
how old was that apartment/sink?!
ulicksam 0
YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.
Terezi 0
That's nothing. While hanging out at a friend's house in high school, another of our friends came over with her boyfriend, promptly went into the bathroom and loudly ****** him, then came out and left. Talk about gross. Who DOES that?
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd be suprised.....