Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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emilieee_fml 0
Thats a smart man right there!!
Midrash 5
He is a keeper
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Comments (238)
RedPirate 3
Hurpdurp let's carry around our overpriced gadget where there's water, grilling and lots of people. Heaven forbid anyone leave their phone out of arm's reach for more than ten minutes. Someone might text you "hey wut iz up" or someone's might update their facebook with "eating teriyaki lol"!!!
tacocrunchy12 0
What kind of cell phone costs 400 dollars?
AmazingLadyy13 0
I'm still trying to figure out why someone would spend $400 on a phone!
artsilver 6
YDI for wasting $400 on a phone.
Climaxx 11
If she earnt the money herself, why can't she buy whatever the heck she likes? :|
bunnymort 0
put your phone in a bowl of rice, my sister did that when her phone got wet and it started to work again
nika10105 14
IM GONNA LIGHT A BALLOON NOW!!!!!!
raaawwwrrZ 8
Ydi for putting ******* hydrogen in the baloons. If you would have used helium you would not be buying a new phone dum dum.
mikejc98 0
I have the iPhone4 and it was only $200 what phone is $400
nemolovesme 11
Your husband is an idiot. i mean blowing up a ballon is cool, but not in the middle of a party, especially when he's one of the hosts. And you're an idiot for bringing your (ridiculously priced) $400 phone out by the pool. But #181 is right, put it in a bowl of rice. i heard that works
Alexisthebestest 16
Mo' money, mo' problems.