Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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aziatic 0
that's my kind of party
DoomJeff91 2
Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.
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Comments (75)
oxcandy88 0
haha bummer
EpicFishFingers 0
Male or female, OP?
bananamanama 0
It says male...
v1kt4r 13
i think the qn was in relation to the dolls' sex
MsTs1 0
whats with 5 year old kids, theres one in every FML
kosscom 0
In America Obama blows YOU up
Intoxicunt 6
I think that person meant "a male or female 'people'"...
Starchild21 3
Lol wow this person really had a bunch of blow up dolls??? I blame World of Warcraft. Poor OP had to invent a group of people he knew :P and then **** them in one big orgy.........kids these days hahaha ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
SuperFlyTilliDie 0
No, I think it was just one blow up doll... Because it said A blow up people... But It really should've said person... Ewww blow up dolls... ICK!
cheeez4u 8
You should really pay more attention. The OP put people in quotes, which means he is quoting either the kid or grandmother, most likely the kid. DUH!!
emmagillespie24 11
Why can't people have dolls? I still even have a doll house!!
rawr_ily96 24
#120 I don't think it was that kind of doll...
aziatic 0
that's my kind of party
Zhejan 0
Looks like things "blew" out of proportion
cocacola999 27
Indeed... Who on earth has enough blow-up dolls to decorate the entire house??? I assume OP is young (because if he is 35 years old AND still lives with his parents and blow-up dolls, that's wrong on too many levels), but yet he seems to have too much time and money. And... If OP spends all his time and money on blow-up dolls, why would he need condoms? Wishful thinking or extra-safe sex?
heffinator 0
Quick and easy cleanup?
grammarcheck 2
53-it specifically says *A* blow-up "people". The People shouldn't have been plural, but it's condoms and *a* blow-up doll
debbtennis 0
AHAHAHA LMFAO
sucksatenglish 0
Ahaha. Was it a shocked blow up people?
Chr0nicdreamz 0
yeah, sounds like you need a new hiding place. hahA
gorgeousxbaby 0
oh man ! lmfao soundss like your grandmas gunna have some fun tonight ;) haha time for a new hiding spot !
aback 5
Nice that you brought a date.
timetoshare 0
Well bought a date
seren054 4
Lol.
jackkerouc9 0
I hope you had cleaned it up before you put it away. YTTDI
moopsy234 0
2nd!!!!! an lol and at least u have a way to get cheered up after the party is over!!! and I your grandma that old that h dosent know what a blow up doll is!!!! wow shamè shamè on you for having them and not hiding them will enuf!!!
amandapandajones 0
Bitch please. You were 10th,... annoying.
efynsien 1
113- i almost cheered when i read your comment. Thank you for msking my day.
rawr_ily96 24
#10 So many errors in that. It makes me want to scream.
midnightm16 24
The grammar. It hurts.
littlegirl12_fml 0
Please learn proper english and grammar.
repyourcliche 0
oh my god, do you want to just get off your high horse, shut the **** up and give us all peace?
hjjl 0
I have to agree that bothered me too.
jackkerouc9 0
It might of been he was trying to phrase it in a confusing way to hide that fact "people" meant that he had a few.
sublime93 0
OR, that's what the five year old called the blow-up doll, hence the quotations
doof_fisch 2
English should be capitalized.