Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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GENNNA_ 0
Same thing happened to me with my phone. Put it in a bag of rice! :)
BLiNdZoRz 3
You are an asshole friend. What kind of asshole dunks their friend's blackberries in water?
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Comments (116)
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for not taking your phone out of your pocket beforehand
tyhillman 0
...who cares? how about write a meaningful comment? OP, that sucks, hope you had phone insurance haha
ashleyanne 0
Who cares about meaningful comments? This is the internet d00d
tyhillman 0
It keeps changing between two posts.
smilertylerfudge 0
wtf retard noone keeps their phone in plastic bags.. you the most ******* stupid ass guy ive ever heard
tubaguy42 0
i can't believe you took that seriously.
curlsandwhatnot 0
hahaha, i lol'd at how retarded you are
tubaguy42 0
who's retarded? me, or the idiot who couldn't tell i was joking?
tubaguy42 0
i don't understand why everyone hates the "first!" people. just ignore it and move on to comment #2.
allmidnighteyes 11
For some reason, this FML keeps alternating between Unregistered and myself as the first poster :S Is it happening for anyone else?
CobraKilla 0
@ #35: yea hes an idiot. he could've gone in to bullet time and taken his phone out of his pants and then picked a suitble place to throw it without it breaking and thrown it. what a dumbass... oh wait we're normal humans we dont have slo-mo in real life to do that in the 2 secs it takes to jump up and fall down sorry max payne At OP: man that sux that happened to me like 5 times in my life (not in the same way but you know) dont worry about it fones are delicate everyone kills em every once in a while.
SlightlyGPirate 0
because its pathetic and annoying. you actually had to ask?
cutiepiex3 0
): I agree for not checking your pockets! ):
humorizer 14
YDI for not putting it on silent first.
sexxxtacy 0
no one said the phone wasnt on silent.
IceCubez 0
#78 fail
gomego87 0
damn, that sucks.
cstetchman 0
# 87 and 83 FAIL cuz phones don't ring on silent. read the fml ? OP THAT SUCKS. Time for a new phone ! :)
Unregistered 0
second
Mjwnenrjs 17
imagine if OP did an epic reach into his pocket grabbed his blackberry and slung it on to hi pawn before he hit the water!
chipmunk95 0
LUL RUFFLEPWNED THIRD 1ST IS THE WORST 2ND IS THE BEST 3RD IS THE ONE WITH THE TREASURE CHEST
RavensRule97 0
win
teach09 0
orrrrrrrr 3RD IS THE ONE WITH A HAIRY CHEST...
dasauto 0
orrr THIRD THE NERD!
turbosexophonic 0
3rd is the one with herpes
GENNNA_ 0
Same thing happened to me with my phone. Put it in a bag of rice! :)
xiaoxaio 5
imagine that in slow mo, just like "shhhiiittt"
badluckalex 23
the rice will attract asains that fix your phone for you
brill 3
Mann. Don't you hate it when you forget things like that? Agreed with #4.
burnquist764 0
Haha
dakotalesmercy 6
retard.
Lee002 8
rofl
ANTONKR 0
That sucks
Volkswagen_fml 0
Put it in a bag of rice. It can be saved.
PishPoshPixie 0
LMAO!