Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
I hope you called the police.
txgirl09 5
Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.
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Comments (120)
itsme88 0
Ouch!
Bloodknight 22
She hit you and then left. Haha, this bitch is definitely gonna be up for some jail time if this is true. There are traffic cams, and other drivers at the intersection so proving this shouldn't be too difficult if you decide to pursue legal action!
jonny2x4 0
You were nearly killed. Yet you had the presence of mind to post this on fmylife.com. Thanks for sharing. Now go see a doctor pronto!
cmac86 24
normally I don't like the whole "sue everybody because someone looked at you wrong" but this really does need to be taken to court. she's not only a danger to herself but to societey as well. surely some camera or someone caught it. if not, at least tell th police and the news media.
ozymandias_fml 0
"partly blacked out"? No such thing. Either you are blacked out, or you are not. It's an either-or thing. Your head might have still been spinning, or you may have been in shock, but you were not partly blacked out.
piles_of_fail 0
um, no. You can be fully conscious but not be able to see, which is also called 'blacking out'. That's what happens when you sit up too fast, or, in OPs case, get in a car accident.
turdburgers 0
This is why you look both ways, and don't make assumptions about what other people will do. Always assume they're complete retards. And make eye contact before stepping out in front of someone even if you have the light.
ragsy 7
Hit and run is a felony. Call the cops!
Inked2009 0
ALL posts are required to say "today" it doesn't mean it actually happened today grow a brain.
kukopia 0
You forgot something: , ,
CoolHipDude 0
I hope they prosecute her azz for running a red light. Cases like this are a good example why women shouldn't be allowed to drive cars.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Yes because ONE WOMAN got in an accident. You know who else gets in accidents? Men. So maybe no one should drive.
CoolHipDude 0
Add running a red light to the charges as well!!!