Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
I hope you called the police.
txgirl09 5
Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.
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Comments (120)
WorkThatButt 2
I would have taken the plate number and sue her, then I hit her with my car and when she crawls to the sidewalk ill yell out : Watch where your going beyotch.
xARxSold1er 0
Wow thats ****** up! id ******* hunt that bitch down rip out her eyes and SKULL **** THAT BITCH!!!!!!
kukopia 0
She couldn't have been 'speeding' very fast if she was still there after you crawled to the sidewalk.
piles_of_fail 0
It's called "hitting something". It slows you down. Duh.
maverick1031 0
I know not many of you are going to like this. FYL and YDI. FYL for the woman not paying attention "Speeding" down the street. YDI for you not paying attention to cars coming towards the intersection, red light for them or not.
patticake1601 0
WTF kinda fucknuckles are you people that clicked You Deserved It!!! How the hell does someone deserve to get hit by a car?
youthink_fml 0
Anyone with half a brain wouldn't cross the street without knowing no cars are coming. Red light or not, that car obviously wasn't stopping and only an idiot would cross the street without looking at something other than the traffic light.
iamseamonster 0
Yeah, but OP doesn't deserve being left on the pavement while the woman drives away! That in itself ***** their life.
lolwatlol 0
YDI retard. If you see a car wont stop, red light or not, you DONT cross.
sharkshaveteeth 0
do you have any witnesses? I really hope so and they can catch the ignorant bitch that did this to you. why people suck so much is beyond me, but I would have wanted to pound her into the pavement if I were you.
Synchestra_fml 2
You should've yelled, "Don't drive through red lights you ******* cuntrag" in return.
tommygunkid 4
female drivers, no survivors.
sux2beU 0
Find her and kill her