Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
I hope you called the police.
txgirl09 5
Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.
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barsavi 0
i definitely think this is one of the stupidest and most fake posts i have ever read
Mboone 0
Typical Californians. All I have to say.
XKroongOX 0
lol 69
Ritz234 0
This is actually really not as controversial as everyone is making it out to be. First of all, I can't really see where it says she's a pedestrian. She may have just been driving across the intersection and that's why the other driver was still there when she was on the sidewalk - she had to back out of he crash. Second of all, how is it her fault? It's not like she's expecting the lady to go rght through when she had the right of way! She might have just thought the car would stop. It is NOT her fault some other idiot driver broke the law. I hope there as a camera, witnesses, and maybe even the license plate #. You need to call the police and sue her for damage to property, medical bills, and emotional distress. Saying that women shouldn't drive is like saying they shouldn't be able to work because they should be in the kitchen making some sandwiches. But wait! 60% of the work force is women and they earn higher salaries than men with the same jobs! Also, most of the homeless population is men! So while we're in the high office seats (having other people make us sandwiches) you men will be begging for money and sleeping in he rain! And you know what? Most of you chovanist pigs deserve it!
Raddaya 3
Actually, men get the better pay. For good reason, too. Bitches like you not only generalise men, you slap us for every small thing and expect us not to do anything in return. Women like you SHOULD get back to the kitchen. Hell's kitchen, preferably, because who knows what the **** you'd slip in our food. You feminist prigs deserve it for generalising men, trying to have it both ways, and claiming women drive the same WHEN IT'S BEEN PROVEN YOU DON'T. So please shut up. Other women, I apologise. Not all women are bitches.
SpicyDuck 22
So many of these comments make me mad! I was in an accident today! it's not funny. And to all those assholes out there saying "Women shouldn't drive" my friends mom was driving and a MAN on a motorcycle wasn't paying attention and totaled the back end of our car! so shut the **** up and stop being so bloody ignorant!
Offensive_fml 4
Seriously? a bike totaled your car? the man would have been dead, if not with permanent damages.
mattx1217 1
if you were hit by a speeding car you would die?
GetOwnedPuppy 0
call the cops
memeyouyou93 0
wtf! poor you
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