Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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mangocherrypie 0
Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.
perdix 31
Funny, you don't look fluish.
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Comments (57)
NCJK28 0
lol Dat Sux man :(
premiermois 5
Technically, she's right.
realsiq 0
alexFYL - wow, youre a bitch. why didnt you just get off your ass and go on your own? and why the hell would you punch him while he was sleeping, and THEN dump him after he takes YOU to the doctor like hes your mother..go die
Synchestra_fml 2
realsiq and polico_wolf, are you two mentally handicapped or did your parents not teach you how to read? Her ex-boyfriend was being a prick, and he only took her to the doctor after she MADE him. He obviously didn't care enough to do it on his own, so she had to wake his sorry ass up. Of course, she could've said something before she had to punch him, but still, if you get mad at your significant other for being sick, then you should do something to help them, not bitch them out.
BritishHobo 0
Am I missing something here? EDIT: Oh, I see. Shoulda read down first.
GreenHacker 0
Yup, people are just too dumb to reply to the correct comment.
Saluton 18
Yeah, sure, dumping people is a technical issue. **** this world.
Wet_Dream 0
that's what happends when you date teenage kids..
polico_wolf 0
you... puched him... then... he took you to the doctor... then... you broke up with him... Wow you will die lonely
kitten1323 19
Your gf's a bitch don't worry about it
alexFYL 11
Then she's still an idiot, she should have said something a long time ago or made a suggestion they do things... why is it the guys job to come up with everything and bring her places? She can at least TRY to bring something to the relationship.
lmmmr 0
Sounds like you know them quite intimately.
ghembob 2
Um.. good riddance then?
misspeg 0
wow. what an inconsiderate gf. hope u feel better soon OP. unless you're like me and like to sleep a lot instead of going out and doing things with my bf then YDI lol
perdix 31
Funny, you don't look fluish.
hvitfeldtska 0
lol @ both of you :D
perdix 31
Oh, I am, Mercy, I just don't practice Fludaism very well at all. Religion doesn't influenza me very much.
kitten1323 19
Hope you feel better. I've been sick too. FYL. Being sick sucks. I hope she gets sick so she can see what its like. Then you can go to her house bitching and saying "You never go out with me anymore" and keep bugging her. Hope you find someone better
jonny2x4 0
She couldn't even drop by to give you a bj? Some girlfriend! Good riddance!
polico_wolf 0
so, instead of explaining that you had the flu, you just said ok and rolled back over?