anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
evelynn
France 🌶️ Spicy
Don't mind me
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Abyssal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ecstasy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
jokersgirl
🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
WhyBother
🌶️ Spicy
Starfish
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Top comments
missjessicaaaa 0
now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way
grrrkgrrrl 0
At least he did not shout avada kadavra.
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Comments (118)
rockinbecca2 4
hey thats funny! but now wen i think of abracadabra ill think of some stranger having fricon sex! thanks. =(
mike3775 39
and another woman who only wants in out in out sex with no fun whole doing so Man I am so glad my wife loves it when I play around in the sack, to many women seem to be uptight about sex when it comes to posting here
casserann 0
well I for one think it's freaking hilarious! he was just trying to add some magic to the boring sex life he shares with his lack luster wife.
jonan1212 5
cum!
viaMannequin 1
I'm sorry your partner screamed a WORD during climax.
ashb420 0
fhl for having an uptight wife. ydi for ruining sex and making it too serious.
Vonneil 0
what does it mean to reach climax?
SirEBC 7
Stay pure, my friend.
gusgus36 5
36. I hope you are kidding.
SeaChicken 0
^ nice
SeaChicken 0
ment for 45. obviously.
brunettebaby98 0
lol. hahaha. nice one:)
klong91 7
if that's the worst thing that happened count yourself lucky.
mrflyinglemur 0
it's better than him saying " holy shit I'm gonna cum all up inside you
braddles90 3
hahahaha ****** what??!?!
momo1972 3
that's some funny shit