Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, the girl I've been flirting with for a few weeks invited me to a house party. I gradually found out that she's been talking to my good buddy, they've been dating, actually they've been banging the whole time. And now she's in a bikini bouncing on his lap as we play Cards Against Humanity. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I was at a party, and a cute girl in a skirt sat on my lap. We were flirting and I unfortunately got hard. She then stood up and yelled, "Are you getting hard? EW!" FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
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Top comments
eduardosuritalov 0
she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/
Jaguar1234 0
shoulda started a conversation
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Comments (125)
Jaguar1234 0
shoulda started a conversation
PageantGirlXOXO 16
agreed.
pinkballoon 0
I 2nd that
dpoole6132 0
i 3rd that
mnwv 3
I 2nd that and ydi
i_am_evil 7
How sad :( Maybe this will make you feel better: ( o Y o )
skiier4life 1
guess it's my turn to make him feel better.... 8===D
SassiestLemon 2
I... 4th that
CryMoreFMLs 15
110 - he just needs to look down at his moobs. Bingo! Instant boob.
Bonzer 2
You should say "I love your shirt!" and stare until she figures it out.
tylerjs12 0
u fail like really get out of the house more
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
your not s freaking taco. I am -_-
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
LMAO, duel of the tacos!! >:D
Zebidee 9
I think I saw that video on Red-something...
FailBear920 19
In China i see all the time
Sorrows 5
Sucks I guess.
Troll1 0
yes, she does
metal8214 0
and OP is in china, mmm asian chicks :)
howslife123 0
should of took off your shirt maybe she'd like your man boobs
Nico1929 5
**** or GTFO
Doortje 30
The closest you got to a pair of boobs in 3(!!) years? Where the **** do you live?
LardZilla 11
China.
xMaNNiNGx119 0
It's because there arent many girls in China compared to guys they have trouble finding wives!
MrsxStewart 4
There would be just as many women except for the one child law. All the baby girls end up in America.
FailBear920 19
In china we kill are daughters cause not enough tampons
doinurmom82 0
haha win 113
jazziness 12
u idiot u could've talked to her
jayellef 3
if a topless girl sat next to you but talked to someone on the other end, maybe she liked you and wanted you to make the first move. although her being topless really is the first move. but honestly who walks around a party topless? I thought that only happens in the movies and I've been to plenty of house parties.
Avenged7Gabe 0
who doesn't! and like I said to #23, you've obviously never been to a " real" party
banana_buddy 6
Yah topless parties are nothing man, I've even been to pantless parties before.
jayellef 3
been to plenty thank you very much.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like a good party! What were you doing there? I kid, I kid.
eduardosuritalov 0
she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/
killerkirsche 12
nice :D
jess6blondie9 3
That's very true.
anonymous595 0
Justin bieber!!! die bastrrd die
atomheartm_fml 0
"So, are these real?"
laneylovesu2 3
^anyone else thinking **********? Lmfao
that1guyyy 12
no it's just you
i_love_grrr 0
yea lol the dog looks scared