anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
evelynn
France 🌶️ Spicy
Don't mind me
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Abyssal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ecstasy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
jokersgirl
🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
WhyBother
🌶️ Spicy
Starfish
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Top comments
missjessicaaaa 0
now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way
grrrkgrrrl 0
At least he did not shout avada kadavra.
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Comments (118)
barb_pointe 0
Jeez, why do so many people post FML's of this nature? It's called a semse of humor, OP.
Johnny9612 0
He must have pulled a rabit out of your butt!
srgsk9 9
At the expense of having this moderated, what's the bug ******* deal? If the worst part of your day was your husband screaming "abracadabra" when you climaxed, your having a pretty ******* good day.
ImaCanuck 0
To all the people saying "win" your wrong, I have seen so many like this it's just always a different word.
pip74205 9
And boom goes the dynamite.
FlameKid 4
good thing he didnt point his meat at you and say ''AVADA KEDAVRA''.
Mitch_Connor 11
Now your life doesn't suck because he's bad in bed, or he's cheating on you... FYL because he wanted to be a little funny? No, just no.
bowlclogger 5
Why is this an FML? At least he didn't shout out someone else's name.
BeautyisHerName 0
Lmaoooo
7mood75 7
he's got the magic in him