anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
evelynn
France 🌶️ Spicy
Don't mind me
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Abyssal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ecstasy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
jokersgirl
🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
WhyBother
🌶️ Spicy
Starfish
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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missjessicaaaa 0
now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way
grrrkgrrrl 0
At least he did not shout avada kadavra.
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Comments (118)
Airch 9
HavinggreatsexLAD. This almost made my night. Sad, sad life I have :(
UpsidedownKayak 9
"Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and I reached climax" is how I read this. You totally deserve it. I am guessing that you are running around bragging to everyone. Now, stop throwing it in our faces!
Sodahpop 0
lol jealous much u 40 year old virgin??
atomheartm_fml 0
No, he's right, there's like a million ****** FMLs and well after a while they become pointless.
muffpuncher 0
ooooh eeee ooh ahh ahh wing Wang walla walla bing bang.
SluggerJ 7
lol
Fracker 0
nice^
truehitman2010 0
ydi it for not having a sense of humor
doryoku 7
lmfaooo oh wow people these days :P
rawr9able 4
Mk let me get this straight, you're going to complain about having amazing sex and getting your ****** because he said something funny? Get a sense of humor for christs sake sex is suppose to be fun not serious 24/7 o_O YDI for complaining like a wuss.
Nico1929 5
No, what he did was perform a disappearing act as he got up and went to grab a beer and just before he stepped out the door you could hear him whisper... *Alakazam*
Whorebiscuits 4
That must have been a magical moment in bed. he must have cast a spell in you. At least his wand wasn't malfunctioning, and it was amazing
SeaChicken 0
If my boyfriend would say that while climaxing i'd be his bj-slave for a year.
SeaChicken 0
that was supposed to be a reply on a comment.