anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
evelynn
France 🌶️ Spicy
Don't mind me
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Abyssal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ecstasy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
jokersgirl
🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
WhyBother
🌶️ Spicy
Starfish
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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missjessicaaaa 0
now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way
grrrkgrrrl 0
At least he did not shout avada kadavra.
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Comments (118)
letsgetPHYSICAL 0
On the bright side...at least you're having sex!
emodude44 0
VOLDEMORT CUMS!
TheDrifter 24
I believe he was in the middle of that trick when he went for the abracadabra.
You_Need_Soap 6
"Abracadabra" shouted in bed means you have the voodoo punany! Be proud!
TheFuckerofShit 16
He shouted that, so?
lollipopsrox1243 0
wow u deserved it ..
NextBigThing5044 0
Your climax has went down.
smile3abe 0
SHAM-WOWW!
Maria133 0
Your boyfriend is sexy. I love sex and I love your boyfriend. You know who I am right? (;
lovesxbox 0
Epic!