Today, my cat is shedding her winter fur, so wherever she goes she leaves a cloud of fluff behind. She is also in heat for the first time, so I have to keep her inside – just to make sure that my nice, clean house doesn’t miss out on even a single one of her precious hairs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I spent an hour cleaning up cat hair from every surface in my house, only for my cat to immediately jump up on the counter and shed her fur all over again. I guess I'll just admit defeat. FML
Today, our cat is in heat. Her male counterpart is sitting outside my bedroom door, serenading her loudly, and has sprayed his piss all over the house, making sure she cannot escape him broadcasting his availability. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, after living for a while with my husband and our cat, I'm still not sure which of the two leaves the most hairs strewn around the house. FML
Today, my mom insists on leaving both the front and kitchen door open in case the cat comes home, no matter if it gets cold inside. Yes, the cat is that important. Yes, he also has a cat flap. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, we took my cat to get her shots. She screeched and clamored in the car until I took her out of the carrier and held her in my lap… where she immediately pooped on my new white pants and then hid under the seat. FML
Today, it’s 3 a.m. and my cat is shredding the padded door of her box, wanting to get out. I would be sympathetic if not for the fact that she has a perfectly good cat flap on the other side of that box, so she can go outside whenever she wants. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
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Anderling 33
I’m having a hard time working out why you wouldn’t just spay your cat and/or brush the winter fur out, vacuum, and spot-clean whatever fur she sheds after that
Hangryko 32
Spay and brush your cat. YDI for not doing either.
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Comments (3)
Anderling 33
I’m having a hard time working out why you wouldn’t just spay your cat and/or brush the winter fur out, vacuum, and spot-clean whatever fur she sheds after that
Ghostrui 31
You shouldn't have gotten a cat.
Hangryko 32
Spay and brush your cat. YDI for not doing either.
Yudith 28
I'm sure OP already planned the neutering and is just waiting for her cat to reach the minimum age. As for the brushing, now is the time to get Kitty used to being brushed all over three times a day.