Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd tried to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom posted on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. Eventually, the guy subtly enquired about my political beliefs. He seemed pretty laid-back and cool, so I told him, at which point he just chuckled and told me to leave. When I threatened to report him, he just said, "Who're they gonna believe, you or me?" FML
Waste of time
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Not a good sign
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Clueless
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Honest
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Whatcha wanna know?
Today, during a job interview, I spent an eternity telling them everything about my experience, my character, my passions, and my previous jobs. Next thing I know, the recruiter said, “Now let’s get to the part where you tell us something about yourself!” FML
Wurdz is hard
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML
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xNephilim 19
Well, what are you trying to hide? On a more serious note, if they're that suspicious, you might not want to work with them anyway.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Well, that sucks a tonne, Facebook is overrated anyway.
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iSpasticFantasti 14
Well, that sucks a tonne, Facebook is overrated anyway.
tehcyberman 9
It's not overrated, it's a great way to stay connected in general. I mean sure there are people who post annoying and repetitive status updates, but it can be very useful. For example I was in the cast of a musical and the director created a Facebook group to give us notes and rehearsal schedules, so we would remember. It's the annoying people that are overrated, not Facebook.
SpikyG 3
He should of said Facebook is for no life losers who can't lose their virginity.
tehcyberman 9
42- Except for that is a hollow insult, as many people use it. I mean I agree that this dude is a total bitch, there is no NEED to use Facebook. However, there is nothing wrong with using it.
Silent_Thrill 17
Since you use it doesn't mean it's not over-rated. I use it (though I only use it for music news and have no friends) and I think it is highly over-rated. Plus, most people would rather keep in good contact with a select few rather than mediocre and unnecessary contact with hundreds of people you care nothing about. Oh your cat just sneezed? Oh you're having a rough day because you're boyfriend hasn't texted you back yet? Oh you're at a concert wasting your time on facebook rather than watching the show? NO ONE CARES!!! Now excuse me while I go punch the wall a few times and not make a status about it.... though I kinda just did.... stupid internet!
tehcyberman 9
Well, there is a simple solution to that. Don't friend those kind of people! I only friend family and close friends, and smart people that don't post bitchy crap. Also, there is a way to disable notifications like that, so I don't have a problem with that. Therefore , like you just described, I can easily keep in touch with a lot of good friends, say, in a Facebook group for my summer camp! We have a great time in that Facebook group talking to eachother since we rarely see eachother.
kniggit 10
I am a proud owner of a Facebook account. And guess what? No one posts or comments that kind of trivial crap where I can see it. The problem you have is with the people you friend, not with Facebook itself. It's not Facebook's fault that you know too many idiots.
MoneyStacks 4
Facebook is just a waste of time. All kids do nowadays is sit inside side on their laptops and Facebook BS all day. Get outside and play a sport.
gc327072 31
I purposely friend whiney bitches and troll them all day long. Does it get me laid? Lol no. Do I care? Nope! IMO, the Internet is for lols.
SpikyG 3
38- Yes but did he really need to bitch about him/her not using Facebook? The Console War is crossing the borders to Facebook.
Mahtari 19
Sucking on a tone? I didn't know that was possible. Regardless, Facebook is sort of a cancer; props for kicking conformity in the balls, OP.
tehcyberman 9
65- Don't be an idiot. Adults do it just as much as kids... The fact that this FML is about two adults proves that. 72- As you can see earlier, I never sided with that bitch. I simply said Facebook isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just depends how you use it.
RedPillSucks 33
tonne is an alternate spelling of ton. remember that the internet is not just in the US.
NeonPopRocks 14
I use it to stay connected with my dad who left me when I was 1.
someguy314159265 15
Actually, a tonne is more of the metric equivalent of a ton - it is 1000 kg instead of 2000 lb. They are still pretty similar, but I don't think it was a good idea to make the words so similar.
GrissaOstDrauka 1
125- You realize that 1000kg is equal to 2000lbs, right?
Ambience138 11
This is what we have telephones and email for. Not stupid Facebook, it's completely unnecessary.
xNephilim 19
Well, what are you trying to hide? On a more serious note, if they're that suspicious, you might not want to work with them anyway.
Inheritance 10
Why not just make a Facebook anyways? I mean it's not like you have to use it. If it gets you the job then **** it.
xNephilim 19
"You have suspiciously little Facebook activity, what are you hiding?" Also, then they'd just think OP was groveling. Which, really, he would be. What the hell are you replying to my comment for anyway? Doesn't have shit to do with your reply.
Bibliovore 26
Some of us avoid Facebook because we think its upper management has no regard or track record for user privacy, and we don't want them to profit off of our having an account with them.
Inheritance 10
It has relevance to the post and FML, hence why I commented. Also considering FML is a place where you can comment on any post, I have every right to comment on this.
tehcyberman 9
117- You threadjacked. We all do it sometimes, don't try and give us "freedom to post" bullshit though, just admit it.
stormchaser24 24
I don't have a Facebook either. It is just way too overrated and addicting.
happle 21
I don't think it's that addicting. I only know about three interesting people, and they post about once every two weeks.
kniggit 10
I'd have failed courses by now if Facebook wasn't around. You'd be surprised how much ACTUAL productive group work can happen, as opposed to offline.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Personally, I stopped using it in June because I couldn't handle it. They say it isn't an addiction until you suck dick for it, and lets just say I've done things I'm not proud of for an Internet connection.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't have a Facebook..but I am currently running away from my old Polish gang. Once you're in a Polish gang you can never get out, kind of like Facebook. Haha.
sens3sfailing 25
I only created a Facebook account this summer to meet people at college prior to getting there and have some friends going in. Thing is I don't give a damn about Facebook and go on once every week if that for about 5 minutes and then all of my ***** have been given
LolFMLnot 10
Facebook is a big distraction and it's addicting
Shrike 24
So what you're saying is, you have so little self-control that you can't even moderate your usage of a website, therefore... the website is to blame?!
Quasar55_fml 18
"facebook is a distraction" ... well of course it is ! I use it as form of entertainment
LolFMLnot 10
10 no, I am not talking about myself. Yes, I do have a facebook , but I am not that much into it. It can be addicting for certain people, I've heard enough people complain about it.
tehcyberman 9
23- Regardless of whether its you or other people's problem, the point remains valid. People just want to blame their addictions on everything except themselves.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Distracting and addicting? Sounds like every popular website ever created, namely one that starts with an F and ends in ML, if you know what I mean.
LolFMLnot 10
41 no one is blaming the website.
sens3sfailing 25
41- you're supposed to be the hipster of FML! Why yo no bash Facebook for being mainstream?
tehcyberman 9
Well I am not a regular user of Facebook, I just use it for academic purposes, for example you can see my comments on the first post in which I talked about a musical Facebook group. But in order to please any nonexistent fans out there, here goes- Ugh, what the hell bro. I mean, Facebook WAS cool, back when I was the only one on it. The only reason I'm supporting Facebook in this arguement is because everyone on this FML seems to dislike Facebook, and I simply MUST be in the minority.
mrz1177 11
.. I have nothing to hide and I dont have Facebook.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
These comments are so reassuring, for a while there I thought I was the only one without one.
MindFreakazoid 10
"You sir! Do you have a Facebook?!" "N-no...but I--" "YOU MUST BE HIDING SOMETHING!!!"
zoPwNAgEzo 21
5 - that's exactly what someone would say if they did have something to hide
honeybadgerr 9
#5 + 12 you both are not alone! I too have no Facebook and have never been more content. After I deleted it I felt like I had more time to literally interact with people rather than stalk them from a computer screen
4ugu4 7
5- you dont have a profile picture.. you must be hiding something !
traveler_ghost 12
Does it really matter, why does he even care? And what does that have to do with the job anyway?
CaptTeemo 10
Some interviewers look on their facebooks to see what kind of people they are and what they are willing to show on the Internet. It's like a reflection of their personality
warfare32 9
Which is against Facebook policy and I would totally ask to see their bank account to "make sure my employer is financially stable"
TheWetzel 5
Wow...is this what society has become? If you aren't technologically connected, you don't exist. Terrible -sent from my $200 smart phone
ruabadfishtoo 0
I agree, and it is sad. Very few people I know do not have a FB account or any social media account at all. And when they tell people that, they get suspicious b/c apparently not having FB is odd...as in this FML. I fear that job interviews will focus mainly on your FB account in the future. However people are different online and sometimes post things they later regret. This is why you should have just your friends on fb not every person youve stared at. It will look cleaner and will be easier to manage.
TheWetzel 5
Exactly...and it all devolves to shallow interactions. Albert Einstein said "I fear the day when technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." Kind of saddening to see his prediction coming true
loveingit 7
I have checked people Facebook accounts when interviewing people. It is unreal what people post for the public to see.
gaganinia 14
facebook ruines peoples lifes! :o
Silent_Thrill 17
And their grammar and spelling skills, apparently.
osm1989_fml 6
Yeah, if you're stupid enough to let it.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Yes... Ruines lifes indeed..
QueenShmoobie 6
91, thumbed you up both for your snarky comment and your profile pic. Freaking love it! I would have messaged you (or whatever it is called on this) but I use the app.
txbelle210 5
Wow...
traveler_ghost 12
just lie and say you are part of the witness protection program.Or you should have said: "yeah I just robbed a bank, how else do you think I got here?"
cosmosis 12
Har har good one! That would have worked for sure.
dashizam 10
If that's how they think you don't want to work there anyway, Scarface.