Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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Top comments
hoeslikedicks 21
That sucks. You should've told the parent to take care of her child's actions.
Jackimo98 24
Well hey, at least you don't have to sweep that part of the floor now
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Comments (38)
iamamistake 15
That sucks
Miss_Whipped 43
Of course it does. Why else would it be on FML?
SpyroMello 29
There's a button for that **** nugget
hoeslikedicks 21
That sucks. You should've told the parent to take care of her child's actions.
__Kaia__ 12
"How dare you accuse my daughter of such a thing! She is a perfect angel and has never misbehaved a day in her life! Get me your manager right now!"
I'madumbass 19
Ikr. Parents these days.
musdesimd 18
Yuck
Jackimo98 24
Well hey, at least you don't have to sweep that part of the floor now
__Kaia__ 12
I say use the little shit as a human broom to sweep the rest of the store
gabimk23 13
I did that on the first week of kindergarten, good times good times
Tomryan279 10
I hope you cleaned the floor first.
Skycop_S 23
That kid is an evil mastermind.
lantz4levi 19
This doesn't even seem that bad. I used to work as a janitor and there is plenty of other things worse than that in a bathroom
gabriellesteg 7
Children really have no respect...
sparkledoge 29
True, but not all of them, parents who educate their kids and don't let them wander actually exist.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You could take comfort in knowing you're not the only one in need of a good shower... That's all I got. Sorry, OP.